I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY.......COUNTRY???

So apparently being too good looking can be a crime, 3 men in the United Arab Emirates got kicked out of their countries festival for being too handsome. The authorities feared that the women attending the festival would not be able to control themselves and have immoral thoughts! As if the women in that country aren't controlled enough, now they're trying to control their thoughts, a women needs her fantasies! I know I fantasize about having a good looking,tall,funny,romantic, guy. I fantasize about him even when i'm on a date/talking with a guy that has none of those qualities, wishing I could just do that magical genie head nod(you know the one) and switch him out...(nods head and blinks)....DAMN! it didn't work. Give those women a break! They are covered up to their ankles and aren't allowed to show any independence, the least they can do is give them their eye candy! WELL GOD BLESS AMERICA THE LAND WHERE WOMEN ARE FREE TO DROOL, GROPE, TOUCH, AND FANTASIZE AND TRUST ME WE WILL.  Below are pictures of one of the alleged men that got kicked out.

WELL ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!